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Entries Tagged as 'Fail ‘o’ the Day'

Fail ‘o’ the Day: Cutesy Travel Cliche Edition

March 2nd, 2010 · No Comments · Blog posts by Betty, Fail 'o' the Day

You have GOT to be kidding me. “Beat baggage fees by taking a ‘nakation,’ say nudists” is the lead story for the Seattle Times travel section this week.

Lead story.

It’s not by a Seattle Times writer. It’s not even journalism. If they’re going to take stuff from the wires, at least give us information we can use. Something.

Nacation? NACATION? SERIOUSLY? A bullshit term devised for going on vacation without clothes?

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Friday Fail: Fugly Reversible Poly-Lycra-Blend Travel Dress Edition

February 26th, 2010 · 2 Comments · Blog posts by Lia, Fail 'o' the Day, Wary of the advice of others

It’s embarrassing, but I’ll admit it. I’ve fallen for this idea: the Travel Dress.

On my first trip to Paris, a black/grey faux-side-tie Travelsmith dress seemed like a good idea.

Even though I would never wear a polyester wrap dress in my daily life, I felt like I needed one for my trip. A dress that touted its wicking properties, could be washed in the sink, and was reversible…even though I never need any of these things at home, and happen to live in a city there, too. Why I thought Parisian hoteliers would recognize–or care about–what I was wearing escapes me still.

In other words, I fell into the dreaded reversible travel dress trap.

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Friday Fail: Reconstituted Brochure-Wear Edition

February 19th, 2010 · No Comments · Blog posts by Lia, Fail 'o' the Day

I swear, I won’t make the Friday Fail about Carol Pucci every week (as I did with this previous post). But she’s making it hard to ignore her.

When I think of the position of travel writer for a major metropolitan newspaper, to me, it should involve research, reporting, and/or opinions. Possibly even insight

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Friday Fail ‘o’ the Day: Internets Hysteria Edition

February 12th, 2010 · No Comments · Blog posts by Lia, Fail 'o' the Day, Wary of the advice of others

Remember how Amazon.com was going to destroy all bookstores forever? And how there wouldn’t be a single travel agency after online booking became a thing? Hysteria about internet travel writing is kinda like that.

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Fail ‘o’ the Day: Snowglobe Edition

February 5th, 2010 · No Comments · Blog posts by Lia, Fail 'o' the Day, Wary of the advice of others

Let’s just say it: How does Carol Pucci, travel writer for the Seattle Times, still have a job?

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Friday Fail: Absurdly Obvious Travel-Advice Edition

January 29th, 2010 · No Comments · Blog posts by Lia, Fail 'o' the Day, Wary of the advice of others

Have you traveled on a budget? I mean a real budget, where six bucks can make or break your daily balance?

Evidently, Matt Gross, the New York Times Frugal Traveler hasn’t. Or he wouldn’t have his 2010 resolutions made up of patently obvious items for anyone who’s ever actually traveled on a budget. Here are two of the six gems of wisdom for the budget-minded.

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Fail ‘o’ the Day: The Unbuyable Euro-Product

January 22nd, 2010 · No Comments · Blog posts by Lia, Fail 'o' the Day, Novelty, Obsessed with the Dutch, Wary of the advice of others

I know that I’m spoiled to assume the products that I want would be available in the States, doesn’t it generally seem like the world is getting smaller? So the day that the interwebs can’t deliver what I like comes as a bit of a surprise.

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